I don't want to be the person that tells people what to do. You earns your money, you does what you like with it. But there are some fashion types that I simply cannot get my head around, and having a younger, teenage brother doesn't help matters.
First of all, girls that wear short skirts with those thin, black leggings that stop around the shin area. Could anything look more skanky? I imagine Russian prostitutes wearing the same thing, or people too poor to afford tights that stretch for the entirety of their legs. Pug boots are another bane of mine. Flat footed and garish material, if I see a good looking girl wearing them I get turned off immediately, because they just look so stupid and are not what a shoe should be. Eskimos, yes, I can see them wearing furry boots and possibly Pugs, but not girls on the high-street in the UK, on a blisteringly hot sunny day.
T-shirts or jumpers that have the neck stretched so that one arm with a bra strap is showing - please, you look mental. It's like they just got mugged and the culprit stretched their clothing in the struggle to get their handbag. And then there's the short shirts and jackets that expose a bare mid-drift, which offers nothing but a sight of a ghastly pierced navel (here, hold still whilst I drive this piece of metal into a painful area of your body) and a future career for an osteopath. Cover yourselves up and appeal to us guys with your personalities and not how sluttish you can look.
It's not just young girls though, boys are just as bad. In particular the bloke that served me in CEX today. Nothing wrong with his attitude, lovely lad. But when he took my videogame case and turned round to find it on the bottom shelf, his tight jeans revealed the hairy crack of his arse - not the thing I want to see when I'm off to the cafe afterwards for lunch. College kids have this same bizarre fashion sense in that the rear pockets of their jeans must bang against the back of their knee's, and their arses should hang out over the top of the waist line. Who honestly saw that and thought it was a good idea?
First of all, girls that wear short skirts with those thin, black leggings that stop around the shin area. Could anything look more skanky? I imagine Russian prostitutes wearing the same thing, or people too poor to afford tights that stretch for the entirety of their legs. Pug boots are another bane of mine. Flat footed and garish material, if I see a good looking girl wearing them I get turned off immediately, because they just look so stupid and are not what a shoe should be. Eskimos, yes, I can see them wearing furry boots and possibly Pugs, but not girls on the high-street in the UK, on a blisteringly hot sunny day.
T-shirts or jumpers that have the neck stretched so that one arm with a bra strap is showing - please, you look mental. It's like they just got mugged and the culprit stretched their clothing in the struggle to get their handbag. And then there's the short shirts and jackets that expose a bare mid-drift, which offers nothing but a sight of a ghastly pierced navel (here, hold still whilst I drive this piece of metal into a painful area of your body) and a future career for an osteopath. Cover yourselves up and appeal to us guys with your personalities and not how sluttish you can look.
It's not just young girls though, boys are just as bad. In particular the bloke that served me in CEX today. Nothing wrong with his attitude, lovely lad. But when he took my videogame case and turned round to find it on the bottom shelf, his tight jeans revealed the hairy crack of his arse - not the thing I want to see when I'm off to the cafe afterwards for lunch. College kids have this same bizarre fashion sense in that the rear pockets of their jeans must bang against the back of their knee's, and their arses should hang out over the top of the waist line. Who honestly saw that and thought it was a good idea?
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The female fashion I don't get at the moment is the trend to wearing open-toed shoes with tights. What's the point? If you don't want people to see your feet, why buy shoes with holes in them? It's like wearing sandles and socks. It's hideous, and they need to stop doing it.
ReplyDeleteWith blokes, it's the Nu-Rave thing. Somebody needs to sit these people down and tell them the only place you can get away with rave clothing is at a rave. When you just walk around casually wearing those clothes, you look like you need to be sectioned.